**"This just in - The Galactica reports that both Starbuck
and Apollo have gone
missing - again. We now switch to our correspondent on the
Galactica."**

"Thanks Zara.  We're here in the OC of the Galactica where
word was just brought
that Lieutenant Starbuck and Captain Apollo have
disappeared."

"Lieutenant, what do you think about this alarming
development?"

"Alarming? You're new around here aren't you?"

"Uh, yes.  Yes I am but, aren't you at least a bit concerned
about your fellow
pilots?"

"I'm always concerned whenever Starbuck show up with a deck
of cards or when
Apollo show up while we're playing with those card, instead
of doing what ever
it is we were supposed to be doing."

"Okay....but, aren't you concerned now that they're
missing?"

"No, no reason to be.  They'll show up.  They always do."

"But,..... but no one knows where they are!  Wait, come
back.  What about you,
Ensign? Aren't you worried about them?"

"No.  I'll start worrying when they stop disappearing.
That's when the rest of
us start doing the mysterious disappearances.  Let them have
at it!"

"Um, well......that all there is here, back to you Zara."


**"Thank you Jeb for that inspiring report.  We now go to
our correspondent on
the Galatica's main bridge."**


"Zara, we are here on the Galatica's main bridge where news
first arrived that
Starbuck and Apollo had disappeared.  I see that the
Commander is in a heated
discussion with several warriors.  Let's go over and listen
in."


"Where's Starbuck!!  He missed the 2am feeding!! This isn't
funny, I need to get
some sleep.  Do you know how tiring constantly getting into
'dangerous
situations' is??"

"Yah, and we do it without having to leave the fleet!"

"We do?"

"Uh, mostly!  Now where's Starbuck!?"
"Never mind about Starbuck, where's Apollo!  We left him
safely locked in the
Celestial dome and now he's escaped..,er... gone!"


"Well you heard it, Zara.  They really are missing!  Back to
you in the studio."


**"Thanks Bev for that update!  Well folks you've heard it
here first.  Starbuck
and Apollo are missing - again.  Yes, again!   We'll inform
you as soon as we've
heard what problem/crash/kidnapping/mutinous plot/or
whatever they've found
themselves in this time is discovered.  Until then, we now
return you to the
regularly scheduled program, "My life Then and Now", sill in
progress."


"................ Thank you Medtech Cassiopeia, I don't
think any of us will
ever look at a Carnius fruit the same way again.  Well
that's all the time we
have.  Please join us next section when our guest will be
Lieutenant Boomer, who
has recently claimed to have saved the universe"

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"This is Correspondent Jeb.  I'm here in Dr Wilkers lab to
find out what the two
Cylons he has imprisoned here can tell us about the
disappearance of Apollo and
Starbuck."

"I told you I'm not imprisoning them, I'm about to
disassemble them - again."

"You can't do that!  They could have valuable information

about all this!!"

"How, they've been here the whole time."

"Exactly, doctor!  They could be spies!"

"Oh Feldercarb!"

"Cylon, do you know what happened to Captain
Apollo and Lieutenant Starbuck?"


//Die Human.//


"Ah, yes, latter.  Much latter actually.  What
do you know about their
disappearances?  Do the Cylons have them?"

//No.  We Did Have A Starbuck At One Time But
Had To Give Him Back.//

"So you admit, you had something to do with
Lieutenant Starbuck's
disappearance!"

//He Must Not Be All That Important If You
Keep Loosing Him.//

"Ah, um, well no, he's ah.....Back to you Zara
in the Studio!"

**Thank you Jeb!  Well you heard it folks, the
Cylons have Starbuck!  We can
only assume Captain Apollo is with him, since
they always get into trouble
together.  We'll keep you informed as we
create..err..discover more information
on this terrible development!  We now return you
to you regularly scheduled
program "Trading Ship".

"....................oh I just love the way
you've repainted those dark gray
walls with light gray!