Part 1 – Carla Grist for the Rumour Mill: I can't tell you how I know this, but I've heard that Malus keeps back issues of Popular Mechanics hidden away in a secret bunker. So far he's built the flying grass cutter and the sensor relay voice activated toaster oven. You didn't hear it from me. Part 2 – Eugenia Is Malus in the Virtual Season? Has his stash of Popular Mechanics included a portal to other dimensions? In one dimension, is Starbuck on a leash?! Just speculating, mind you, nothing is certain... Part 3 - Carla But who is holding the other end of the . . . no, on second thought, don't tell me. I just wonder if Virtually Stupid Bojay and Athena are involved. 'Virtually Stupid' has begun zig-zagging wildly in a bilateral transverse electromagnetic wave pattern along the base line filament of the continuation continuum that passes through the 'Virtual Season'. Sum Wilker says it has something to do with, well, there's no need to flog a dead equine. Not that we /would/. Of course, we don't know for sure what's Virtually Stupid and what's not. That's what I heard. Part 4 – Carla More grist for the Rumour Mill: I also heard that Irreconcilable Athena might be involved in the crossover radiation along the continuation continuum. She majored in science at the Academy. I heard that from, well, I heard it somewhere. Part 5 - Eugenia I heard she and Wilker discovered a very weird version of the continuatiion continuum in which Baltar is in command of a Battlestar and Adama is, well, Adama is in the daggit-house. I overheard Wilker and someone else laughing about it although Athena didn't sound as amused and was threatening someone he would be sleeping on the floor if he didn't stop laughing. Part 6 - Carla I heard that Commander Baltar was steamed like a launch tube purge when he found out that Boomer walked Irreconcilable Athena home last night, though Irreconcilable Boomer claims that isn't true. I heard that VS Boomer slipped through Malus' portal after Sum Bojay got back from . . . well, I, uh, I've said too much. I'm too important to be captured. Part 7 - Eugenia I heard that Brie said Sum Bojay said RR Tigh said 'mania Adama said Irreconcilable Athena said Empyrean Apollo said VS Starbuck said that Commander Baltar was looking for the person spreading all the malicious rumours. VS Starbuck claims he can't remember anything because people keep whacking him on the head. Zara and her two assistants, Zed and Zeke, were last seen dashing to the IFB. Part 8 - Carla "We interrupt this secton's broadcast of "Sixty Four Thousand Cubit Pyramid" to bring you this breaking news," Zara tossed back her ash blonde hair and pursed her lips at the camera, going for the money shot, "We bring you now to Zed, on a live feed from the Officer's Club, where Lieutenant Brie, of, uh . . . some squadron or another, has just confessed to spreading a false rumour about, and I quote, 'Some Bojay'. We don't know what it means, and apparently, this poor misguided girl who grew up as the adopted daughter of a dairy curd merchant in the outskirts of Caprica City, has also accused Commander Adama of being a 'maniac'. Over to you, Zed." "Thank you, Zara," Zed replied over the remote feed to the IFB transmitter array, as he turned to a pretty young first Lieutenant with honey brown hair, "Lieutenant Brie, can you substantiate your contention that Captain Apollo has formed some sort of empire with some stupid guy?" "No! No!" Brie cried in frustration, "I was only repeating what I heard from one of the technicians assigned to Doctor Wilker's lab." Part 9 - Slinter Who heard it from one of the captured Cylons. But I didn't tell you that... Part 10 - Carla "Captured Cylons!" Zed cried, "Zeke, keep rolling!" the newsman leaned in close to the petite Lieutenant Brie, "Are you saying that we've captured some Cylons that haven't been taken apart by Doctor Wilker?"