Top Ten Things Lucifer does when not reporting to Baltar
			by Robert Hanczyk

#10 Engage in Cylon WarGames  "How about Universal Thermonuclear 1000 
				Yahren War?"
#9 Watch colonial soaps
#8 Replace the burnt out lights in his head
#7 Build his political campaign to become the next Imperious Leader
#6 Figure out how to sample the food Baltar eats
#5 Add more memory
#4 Absorb the latest Cylon gossip
#3 Make list of 101 ways to eliminate Spectre
#2 Build a female in the IL series to aid in study of human relationships
#1 Filling out all the long, detailed reports on Baltar's failures