Date: Wed, 26 Nov 1997
Erin Gieg

>>"Muffy, the Red-nosed Daggit,
>> Had a very shiny..."
Okay, I just *had* to think about this one
for a while...here goes <BEG>

Muffy the red-nosed daggit,
Had a very shiny chip,
And if you ever saw it, 
You would even say it blipped.

All of the other daggits,
Used to bark and call him lame.
They never let poor Muffy,
Race in any daggit games.

Then one smoggy Name-day eve,
'Pollo came to say,
Muffy, with your chip so bright,
Won't you guard my kid tonight.

And that's all I can think of for now...I know...
<groan,groan>  Oh well, I just felt like it <BEG>