Date: Wed, 5 Apr 1995 
From: kxbyrnes@sescva.esc.edu
Subject: Top Nine List #5

Top Nine Reasons Adama Really Wanted to Find Earth

9. Sale at Tunics R' Us.
8. Galactica goes into space for thirty years, and no one thinks to
   pack a razor.
7. Wanted to go somewhere where he wasn't bossed around by a thirteen
   year old.
6. Galactica's cable only picked up reruns of I Love Lucy.
5. After thirty years, the pickings for a new mate on the Galactica
   get pretty slim.
4. Made bet with Boomer for 100 cubits that he could find Earth.
3. Two words; space sickness
2. Galactica's store room didn't carry any "adult" videos.
  and the number reason is....
1. Wanted to get away from that daggit, and pain-in-the-behind kid!

Kevin