Date: Tue, 2 May 1995 From: kxbyrnes@sescva.esc.edu Subject: End of Top Nine Lists TOP NINE REASONS WHY MUFFY WASN'T TOSSED OUT THE AIR LOCK ( not much of a final sounding title, I know, but it's by far the funniest ) 9. Two words: spare parts 8. Cylon bait 7. During lulls in activity, target practice 6. Starbuck pins shoot me signs on him for fun 5. Attempted to turn him into an attack muffit, see Boxey ATTACK! 4. He's hotwired to pick up IBO, Intergalactic Box Office 3. Spare projectile 2. Switched into hyperspeed when chasing tail for the amusement of the crew. and the number one reason is... 1. Used to jumpstart Vipers Kevin