Date: Mon, 3 Apr 1995 
From: kxbyrnes@sescva.esc.edu

The Top Nine Reasons Why the Cylons Didn't Stay on Earth
9. Were afraid all humans as annoying as Wolfman Jack.
8. Not easy to find Centurion replacement parts in another galaxy.
7. Got annoyed at constantly being asked if they were a new model
   of toaster-ovens.
6. Had to get back to space for next week's episode.
5. Parking meter ran out.
4. Came down during unseasonably humid weather and started to rust.
3. Parts and labor warranty not good on Earth.
2. Bayship had better cable reception.
   and, the number one reason is...
1. Realized that if they took over Earth series would be over.

Kevin