Date: Wed, 17 Jan 96
From: kurt@aimnet.com
Subject: Baltar's top 10 list!

Ever wonder what Baltar does when he's up there on that pedestal thing, with 
his back turned and no one can see what he's doing?

If you have, or even if you haven't, I give you...

**BALTAR'S TOP 10 LIST** of what he does all day long on that throne-thing.


10) _Still_ trying to solve Rubik's Cube

9) Makes shadow puppets on the wall with his hands ("Look, Lucifer! A swan!")

8) Two words: CROSSWORD PUZZLES!

7) Plays with his "Game Boy"

6) Reads Wall St. Journal to check on status of "Armor All" stock; with all 
those Cylons, they go through the stuff like crazy

5) Practices juggling techniques

4) Solitare, anyone?

3) Writes angry letters to Mattel toys that they never made an action figure 
of -him- ("The daggit gets one, why not ME?")

2) Mutters how if he hears "by your command" one more time, he's gonna go 
nuts

aaaaand....

1) Reads the new BG comic and laughs himself silly at how they drew his HAIR!


geez...that was lame. Better go back to "lurk mode" before they start 
throwing food...

recloaking...NOW. (ZZzzzt)

Kurt