Top Ten things Bojay does while stuck in the Turbo Flush. by Robert Hanczyk December 30, 1999 10. Wrap himself up in turbo flush paper to keep warm. It gets lonely in the coldness of flushness. 9. Ponder where the water goes after it is turbo flushed. 8. Clean the turbo flush many times over to keep from going crazy and complain about it never being it his listed duties as a Colonial Warrior. 7. Turn up power setting on laser pistol and turbo flush it to cause damage and get a repair crew there. Only he didn't account for water short circuiting the pistol electronics. 6. Pull out Pyramid Cards from back pocket and play Pyramid against himself in between cleanings. At least he'll knows who wins. 5. Memorize the phone numbers on the wall. 867-5309 - Jenny = Starbuck's Viper Tech. "Now that's odd." 4. Send out a "Message in a (Draino) Bottle." &"A hundred billion tiny bubbles, floating to the surface. I'll send a Draino bottle to the fleet. I'll send a Draino bottle to the fleet. I hope that someone gets my message in a Draino bottle." If he's lucky, Sting and the Police will receive it. 3. "Mirror, Mirror on the Turbo flush wall, where's the rescuer of them all?" 2. Send Heavy Breathing signals down the air vent. 1. Slap himself for not thinking of it eons before. Shoot the door open with his laser pistol. If only he still had his pistol. "Write memo to ensure all turbo flushes have laser pistol in turbo cabinet in case anyone is trapped in said turbo flush."